Wednesday, August 26, 2009
When I am Old I Shall Not Wear Purple but I Will Be A Catakerous Old Bitch
I'm just ready to call Benjamin Ben, Matthew Matt and Nicolas Nick. Parents: Enough already with your narcissistic individuality. "I hate nicnames" Fine. So name your kid a one syllable name and be done with it. But please don't expect the rest of us to waste 16 vowels, 19 consonants and three syllables meticulously pronouncing your sweetums moniker.
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Thank you!
I love calling people the short version, ESPECIALLY when I know it irks them. If I knew it irked their parents, I'd say it as often as possible.
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