DIET LOG:
There I was. Making IT happen. I was at the tot park NAILING it with 3 kids. Snacks, juice, wipes. I had it. Kids running around having fun, I was doin' it. Babies getting trampled on by 19 month olds, meh - like water off my back. Until my wee Teddy started wailing to beat the band. Screaming, crying, lips quivering staring out the fence at the retreating back of an exiting mom.
"OMG, Teddy, what's the MATTER????"
He turned and looked at me astonished. If Mommy is HERE, how could she just have left me??? Light dawned. He smiled.
Then I looked at the woman walking away.
Who had an ENORMOUS ass.
Day two, so far so good.
1 comment:
I refuse to laugh at this, but it would be really funny if it happened to someone else!
I'm glad to see your words again, lady. I miss you.
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