Friday, November 4, 2011

Dear Husband | Postcards From Your Wife

Postcards from Today...

Dear Husband,
You're a grown ass man, empty your goddamn pockets.
Love, Wife

Dear Husband,
While I appreciate your taking Girl Child out in the snow, tying the decorative ties into a wet knot under her chin then letting it dry tied was not as inspired.
Love, Wife

Dear Husband,
Your sons are exactly like you. They cannot stand to see a female sleep.
Love, Wife

Dear Husband,
Just because I cleared space, doesn't mean "Oh great, now I have a place to put this"
Love, Wife

and finally

Dear Husband,
I am tired of raking.
Love, Wife

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