OBSCURE HUSBAND REFERENCE #1
Dinner tonight:
Vine tomatoes with balsamic and basil from the plants outside
fresh romaine with croutons and dressing
shucked corn on the cob
Nathans hotdogs.
Good old reliable Nathans.
Or is that too obscure?
Anyway..
Husband: This corn is REALLY good.
Wife aka Me: I KNOW. Honestly. It's awesome. gesticulates wildly with ear $.49 each
Husband: huh. Half a pirate*.
OBSCURE HUSBAND REFERENCE #2
At 4th of July Parade. 5 Native Americans march by.
Husband: waves. sotto voice. Thanks for the land!!!
OBSCURE HUSBAND REFERENCE #3
My friend having trouble with her coowners...
Wife: I had the best conversation today with Shannon. We were joking about my being Jew-lite and she summed it up perfectly. Instead of my saying "I'm short, dark haired and loud, I'll be adding articulate and neurotic. So descriptive!"
Husband: Wait a minute. She's Jewish? There's 3 people on the mortgage and no paperwork drawn up? What the hell kind of a Jew is she?
*Half a pirate. Buccaneer. Buck an Ear. $.49. Half. Get it?
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