Me: "I'm about to get dressed. I want to find something that makes me look REALLY pregnant. Like more then I am..."
Him: "ok"
Me: "...because I don't want to look fat..."
Him: "I see"
Me: "...so when I come out of the bedroom you have to tell me if I look fat, or pregnant..."
Him: "Got it"
Me...walking off: "...because I'm NOT going to a bar on a Friday night looking like the fat girl."
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