Landscaper - The Quickest $20 ever... (Mytown)
Call me a donkey but I can't get 3 things OUT of my yard and really, all it would take is stronger arms and a pit pass. Sigh. And a truck or some such transporting device.
If you are a landscaper (you'll need to be able to prove that when I call you because I do NOT condone illegal dumping) and have a pit pass - can you lift and haul the following for me? It should take you - seriously - 5 minutes to get in your truck. If that. Unless you are super manly. Then it'll take 4. And I'll yell out things like "Oh my GOODness you are so strong!!!"
Item One: (1) bale of decorative straw that has been in it's lifetime, rained on. Heavish but it's a small Calarusos $4 bale so not that heavy.
Item Two: (1) trash barrel full of leaves and a dead plant that wasnt covered, thus started to breakdown. Heavier then a car I suspect.
Item Three: a random pile of twigs and small branches that have blown off our tree since December. Super light.
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