So I'm on the phone with my good friend Heather and I'm trying to simultaneously iron, talk to her and keep Ellie occupied until she relents, and naps, so I can pack."So, I can't believe...hang on, here Ellie, here's your Binky...that she said that to you. What did you say...Ellie honey, c'mere. Let me see that. No no no - that's a magazine. Here. Here's your book....REALLY? So how did she respond? Are you going to go back?"
Heather finishes her story, then chuckles.
"I have a confession to make"
"What's that" I say.
"This is going to make me sound like the worst mother in the world"
"Fabulous. I'm listening."
"Well, the other day Collin found his penis."
I laugh
"No wait" she said. That's not it." She pauses dramatically.
"Yes" I'm hooked, "go on"
"He loves it. Just pulling and tugging....I figured, hey, it was keeping him quite...so I just let him play with it."
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