It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Gina came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
"Gina, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
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