Yep. Not like as in "I'm a clown, I amuse you" but generally I'm funnyish

I haven't blogged b/c my system got destroyed. But I have like 20 in my head. So I'm trying to bang them all out.

As part of the system crash, when we reconfigured my computer, it pulled a years woth of emails off the verizon server and dumped them into my inbox. I'm in process of deleting.

But I saw this one in there, and, finding myself uber clever, decided to save it here...

Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2008 12:36 PM
Subject: One of those silly chain mails...A little procrastination for you

Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Copy this entire email and paste into a new email that you can send, change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times (that means you have lots of friends).

1. What is your occupation? Ohhh, I get to say either homemaker or unemployed. Decisions, decisions.
2. What color are your socks right now? barefoot. Quite cold actually.
3. What are you listening to right now? The hum of Dougs antiquated overloaded PC
4. What was the last thing that you ate? 1 oz of granola. It sucked. And it cost me two Weight Watchers points. Argh.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? To a hospital with imminent danger at hand, probably. Otherwise, no
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Something dark and blue with hues and undertones
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Does exchanging vmail messages count? My brother Tony last night after 10:30 pm. Childless people never look at the clock before dialing.
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? I do in fact.
9. How old are you today? Celebrating my 33rd for the 6th time thank you.
10. Favorite drink? Lately a beer with dinner but never soda. Pink Lemonade is always fun.
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? Band and dance/cheer competitions.
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? That reminds me, I need to call now.
13. Pets? Just dust bunnies
14. Favorite food? vanilla frosting, mac and cheese and tomato basil & mozzarella salad. Not together.
15. Last movie you watched? Clueless.
16. Favorite Day of the year? My husbands birthday.
17. What do you do to vent anger? B*tch, b*tch, b*tch
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? My stuffed dog who shall go unnamed as he is also the answer to my ebay password question
19. What is your favorite season ? Fall
20. Hugs or kisses? Hugs. Then kisses. But hugs.
21. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry in theory, blueberry more often in application
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes... but they are Too Busy
23. Who is most likely to respond? Maybe my sister
24. Who is least likely to respond? Kim my SIL and Ari but both like to read them so I ccd each anyway
25. What happened to Ricky Martin? Ricky Who? I believe he was emulated widely by a host of gay men then faded to a VH1 footnote. But after carefully reading Shawn's answers... He came out with a cd this last fall.
26. When was the last time you cried? Last week when Ellie was in the hospital and I wanted to slap the Very Rude Ignorant and Dismissive Nurse.
27. What is on the floor of your closet? Shoe racks
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? Sigh, I hate "friend" questions
29. Who is the friend you have had the shortest that you are sending this to? Same same
31. Who inspires you? Lots of people, strangers mostly who are open and forthright.
32. What are you afraid of? Losing someone in a car accident. Airplanes. Dying feeble and alone. You know, the usual.
33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Eww. Hamburgers. Not. Ever.
34. Favorite car? Mine. It has all my stuff in it.
35. Favorite cat breed? Shorthairs.
36. Number of keys on your key ring? Hmm. Well,. Ellie's crying so whilst I check her, I'll count the keys. ...I'm back. I forgot to check but i did make some soup. I'll say 4 because really, how are you ever going to know?
37. How many years at your current job? 16 months
38. Favorite day of the week? Friday, then Sunday
39. How many states have you lived in? Please, I'm a Massachusetts native. Just the one.
40. Do you think you're funny? Yep. Not like as in "I'm a clown, I amuse you" but generally I'm funnyish