6.24 Office Space

Ok, so as you all know my team is moving to P-. I am trying to do a litte housekeeping and I copy 3 people on my old team on an email. Names changed to protect the innocent.

Here's the text:
Hi. Can you guys order another scanner vs take the one attached to my system? Originally, when Aggie was taking inventory, we decided that I was going to give you the disc and the equipment "pre"move BUT (!) considering I'm going to need one at the WTC and you are going to need to upload software regardless, it may make sense to just order another and ship it direct to your new location. It's less then $200 and I'm sure since 8855 paid for THIS one, 2266 can buy your new one. Thoughts?

So Hannah replies:
Joe would like to keep this one and move it to Providence. Please order another one for yourself. Thanks

OMG. Are you kidding me????? PLEASE. So here's me - not being able to leave well enough alone:
Not a problem. I am going to get a brand new, fancy, state of the art FABULOUS scanner with every bell and whistle known to man EVER. It's going to have gold letters and a scepter and I'm going to name it "Chuck" and we are going to be BEST FRIENDS and scan every day.

You can take this old ratty thing.
Good riddance.
(I unplugged it and it's going to be sitting in your desk in under three minutes.)
Ta!

Stop me, I'm laughing so hard. So the aforementioned "Joe" comes by and HE is laughing so hard. We both basically shook our heads. I think Hannah needs to work for the DMV.