I love the line of Sarah Silverman's where she says basically that Sure, 9/11 was a terrible day, but mainly because it was the day she discovered that soy chai lattes had 900 calories in them.
Anyway. Mark today as Important. Today was the day that I ate the last piece of Halloween candy in the house. Well, except for the Butterfingers which are Doug's and even mice don't like. Oh, and the Almond Joys. Because nobody ever eats those. Really. When you think about it, Almond Joys are like the paper clips at the bottom of your desk. You know you aren't going to use them but it's just too wasteful to chuck 'em.
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