Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Why I cant watch Idol with Doug and be online at the same time


Doug: "How old IS he?"
Deb: Ignoring him
Doug: "He looks TERRIBLE"
Deb: Ignoring him
Doug: Is he TRYING to be Elton John"
Deb: Still ignoring him Sotto Voice "Well, he could be aiming lower, but why would he?"
Doug: No really honey, you need to look. Are those plugs?"
Deb: Murmurs "uh huh"
Doug: "Whats WRONG with him"
Deb: Finally gets up to look. "OMG, honey, please. He had a facelift. Even I can tell that. Don't you read Star magazine?"
Deb sits back down
Doug: "I would think that would be hard, how do they grow a beard...Oh that's right, they pull it back but still. He really looks bad"
Doug: "Seriously, how old is he."
Deb: Googles age.
Deb: Outloud "1963"
Doug: "What was he like SIXTEEN when Wham was popular?"
Deb: Ignores him

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