I - HEART - My Husband

Again, why my husband keeps me entertained.

After grocery shopping, after dinner, in kitchen. Husband gazes at counter near breadbox. Excited: "Ooooooh. A panoply of snacks."

Watching America's Got Talent (don't ask) Precocious 4 year old singing "I'll be There"
Wife: "What amazes me is that she can remember all the words.
Husband: " She could teach that Jason Castro a few things."

Flipping from America's Got alent to Wife Swap.
Wife: "So, if we were on wife swap, whaddya think you'd get?"
Husband: "Probably one of those farm wives."
Wife: indignant " You mean as in she does all the chores?"
Husband: "No no, I mean like hunting anfd fishing. You know, killing stuff."
Followed by
"Now...if I killed my swap wife, would I still be the main suspect?"