Wednesday, June 24, 2009

break it to me gently, give me time, oh give me a little time to ease the pain

"Hi"
"Hi"
"I just called to see how your day was going?"
"Oh thank you - it's fine. I watched the Em today and I'm going to try and go see the baby later"
"Do you want me to come home early?"
'No, that's alright. Everything ok with you?"
"I'm good. Hey. Ed McMahon died"
"MY GOD HONEY. What is wrong with you. You know you have to break things like that to me slowly. you can't just drop "Ed McMahon" into the conversation."
Husbands sighs "Fine" then slowly "Honey...Ed McMahon is up on the roof."

(not funny? read this)

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