Yardsaling - $1

IN:
8 Little People Loving Family Dollhouse supplemental items to include:
- Grandpa the pervert, complete with 70s mustache
- Osteoporosis Grandma, with no discernible knee joints
- Foster Child Girl Child, a smaller version of Grandma, clearly from the Big City with her marcelled curls and her pleated mini. Unlike all the blond Stepford Loving Family, Foster Child Girl Child is a redhead. She likely will sit in the kitchen and bother New Christine. who's hold on this Loving Family is tenuous.
- Dog bed for True and Pedigreed Loving Family Dog as owned by the Loving Family. The other two dogs can park their mutt asses outside and howl at the moon apparently.
- Said dog
- Empty rabbit hutch. Methinks New Christine pulled a Glenn Close but it cannot be proven at this time.
- Bassinet. For the baby New Christine will never have now that Old Christine's 6 sessions of IVF have resulted in the successful delivery of two sets of Loving Family Twins and Big Love Daddy has rethunk his position on having more urchins.
- Crib. Same same.

OUT
- Old tea cups from defunct china set, made in Japan. Likely an expensive antique. Gone to Salvation Army. There goes Ellie's inheritance.
- 2 pair eyeglasses with prescription lenses. Georgio Armani and Oliver Peoples. Back when wire frames were "The Shit". And I had "The Money" to buy "The OverPriced Frames". Somewhere someone in some third world country will be stylin in my studious spectacles.
- Three ziplock baggies of assorted bathing suits from college.
- AT&T Rollover minutes

Ok, not the last one. But I do throw shit away you know.