Coffee Talk

A actual conversation, or what passes as one.
This morning, 7am

Husband: leaving late for work, peering outwindow, observationally: "Oh, Steve's up early."
Wife: "Yeah, he goes to breakfast everyday. The Captains Place."
Husband: "I thought that was only sometimes."
Wife: "Nope, everyday."
Husband: "Huh" pause "Ahoy Matey" (waving to Steves truck)
Wife: "Thar he Goooooes"
Husband: "Aye Aye"
Wife: "YAR!"