Step it Up

My husband watched me Monday night rapid fire stepping.

"Everyone should have such a disciplined wife" he said, beaming at me.
"Thanks" I huffed. "Me too?"
"You don't want a wife..." he said like a little boy "You have ME!!!"
I continued to step.
During the commercial breaks I rapid fire stepped.
Right foot up, left up, right down, left down and over and over again.
"Ooooh, you could do the tires" he said. "It's a good thing we had a daughter. I'd be a little embarrassed the Mommy was showing our son how to do football drills."
I kept going.
"Wow" You're really fast."
I kept going.
He kept staring.
I fell off the step.

I made it to just under 9000.

According to my team page if you do 25 kegels - and hold for more then 5 seconds each - you are allowed to add 500 steps.

What I'm trying to figure out, but can't ask, because really, I am an island of alone with what I think is funny, but - how many steps do you earn if you...how can I say this delicately...come across. You know, put out.

Because isn't that kegels anyway?
If you're doing it right...wink wink

Also, does anyone else remember the Adventures of Letterman?

Taking the e from kegel and replacing it with a u we get KUGEL.
Which is far tastier and more fun then kegels but likely why we need the challenge in the first place.

Sigh.