And your point is?

Ok, Happy New Year, we had a great time etc.

So ok, I'm cleaning out the house today and I put an ad on FREE craigslist. Basically I'm looking to dump 150 plus envelopes to anyone doing a mailing. Hey, go green, right? I'll drop off if you live close by etc.

So this guy replies, in all caps no less, which, I mean, does anyone not know at this point how rude that is? Apparently. "Hey lazy guy, your left pinky can make you a king of etiquette in 2.2 seconds. Depress shift already." Moving on. So in all caps he writes:

HI I CAN USE THE ITEMS BUT I LIVE IN THE SOUTHEND AND DON'T HAVE A CAR

Um. Ok. So what's your question? I mean, where are you going with this? You want me to drive them down to you? mail them? I mean, is there a solution here? Or are you just letting me know?

Oh hey, yeah, I could totally use these but shit, man, I don't have wheels.

I was all set to reply "Ok, well shoot me your address and I'll mail them to you and you can just send me some stamps as payment"

Seriously. It's not that much of a bother. But then I'm thinking. "You wrote in all caps. Asshole. Plus it's not MY job to tell you how to get something for free."

People. HONESTLY.

So I'm just going to wait and decide later what to do with my excess of envelopes.