1. I googled the guys from the Free Credit Report dot com ad because I'm thinking they'd be a fun band to see.
2. I bought "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and was surprised that it did not taste like butter.
3. I miss my faux oriental carpet car mats. Darn clumsy foot husband.
4. I still don't have a new Years Resolution or a "things I need to do to better myself ASAP causing me much anxiety" list. Written down that is.
5. I haven't felt pretty in about a year now.
6. I'm not on facebook because I just know I'm going to hear from some hookup that I forgot about.
7. I wish we had a cat.
8. I have a makeup brush bought on St. Patrick's Day almost 4 years ago now that I still think of as "my new blush brush".
9. I catch on to country line dances amazingly fast.
10. I had, until about 4 days ago, though Sam Cooke was "dancin with the chicken slats" which I assumed was a band, or like, doing "The Mashed Potato" but now realize he was dancin' with the CHICK in SLACKS. Which is kind of cool. And reminds me of my mom. Who was wont to ask, while you were trying pants on "How do these slacks feel in the crotch?" Forever ruining the words slacks and crotch for me. Not that I was liking crotch as a word. Except for crotchety, which is cute, like cantankerous.
Three things EVERYONE knows about me:
1. I don't high five
2. I don't like chocolate
3. I like rainy days AND Mondays. A lot.
1 comment:
1. Oriental carpet car mats? From where? I must procur some.
2. Not feeling pretty sucks. What do you think it would take to change that?
3. I am so with you on the "new" blush brush. I'm still referring to a pair of pants as my "good" jeans. They have a hole in both the knee and the crotch.
4. I, too, catch line dances quickly. And I'll never admit that to anyone else. So there.
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