Given the current state of the economy, and given the fact that my husband is CARELESS with personal finances, tomorrow's to do list is as follows(subtitles in all caps):
Let's see how I can get $10,000 by Friday...
I shit you not.
• Call Fidelity and discuss status of pension
WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH?
value: $7500ish
• Call VistaPrint and discuss why they have been charging us for 12 months
WHY YOU TAKIN MY MONEY, BITCH?
value: $225ish
• Submit FSA reimbursement from dental bill
I NEED ME SOME MONEY, BITCH
value: $1200ish
• Call husband at work and harass him into calling the jewelers, both, to refund monies or issue credits
IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR, BITCH
value: $150 & $200
• Call husband at work and harass him into bringing change to change room
YOUR COMPANY IS OWNED BY A BANK,BITCH alt title OR I'M BRINGING IT ALL TO COINSTAR, BITCH
value: $600ish
• Collect all merchandise credits, gift cards etc throughout house
WE COULD BE SPENDIN SOMEONE ELSE'S MONEY, BITCH
value: $400ish
• Collect all returns, mis-purchases, and things to be donated throughout house
I’M GONNA GET ME SOME O’ MY MONEY BACK, BITCH
value: $125ish
• Call Wells Fargo and change my legal name on the mortgage
YOU TRICKED ME INTO A SUBPRIME LOAN, BITCH
value: none. Just needs to be done
1 comment:
Just a word of warning, when I went to change my name on my mortgage, they were going to charge me a fee for filing an affidavit for a new name. So I said, "Screw you and your affidavit fee, bitch."
I ended up refinancing, so I'm not sure if I did end up paying that fee or not. I probably did, but with all those itemized things at the closing, there's no way of knowing for sure.
Good luck getting your $10K, bitch!
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